"I love to walk in the rain becoz no body can see my tears" – Charlie Chaplin
Now the Tintumon Version
"I love to walk in fog, because nobody can see me smoking" – Tintumon.
Passer By : Why are you crying?
Tintumon: The elephant is dead.
man: Was he your pet?
Tintumon: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.
Tintumon got his science test Results.
Dad: You got zero out of ten?
Tintumon: No,i got full marks. She gave a moon insted of a star because she ran out of stars.
Tintumon and the Teacher at exam Hall:
Teacher- Why are you under tension ? did you forget ur hall ticket?
tintumon - No
Teacher - ID or calculator ?
Tintumon - no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today.
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