Pazham in English and Tintus Chaliiss......

Pazham in English 

Teacher:- tintu mon stand up..

.pazhathinte english word parayoo... 

Tintu mon;- Ba...Ba....Ba... 

Teacher:-parayu athe thanne tintu mon:- Ba..Bazhappazham...!! 

Thankappetta Tintumon

 Tintumon pennukanan vannu

Penninte Achan Brokerodu:

Cherukkante swabhaavam engane..?

Broker:  Nalla thankappetta swabhaavamaa

Athukondalle kaalaavadhi theerunnathinu munb

Jailil ninnu vittath…!

 

What an English

Teacher: Kalyaanam podi podichu. Aalukal kayyum kanakkumillaathe Varunnu. Say It in English.

Tintu: Marriage powder powdered. People are coming without hand & mathematics.

 

Smart way of Proposal

Tintumon To Doly:

Tintumon: “Your Name Seems To Be Very Small.

So, Can I Add My Name At The Back Of Ur Name?

 

Jail..

Jailadhikari jaililaya 

tintuvinod:”enthada…ninne kaanan 

aarum varunnillallo???ninne aarkkum vende??”

Tintu:”alla sir….ellavarum ivide thanneyund!!”

 

Enthu Cheyyanam

palleelachan :”nammude papangal daivam porukkanamenkil nam enthu cheyyanam?”

Tintu:”papam”

Pura Niranju

Chettan: Pura niranju nilkkunna ninte makalude kalyaanam kazhinjo..?

Tintu: Kalyaanathinokke valliya chilavalle..athukond pura onnukoody pokkikketti…

 

Cheguvera & Tintumon

"Ningalkku njangale kollam. pakshe tholpikanavilla"

Cheguvera

"Ningalkku njangale padippikkam. pakshe

Jayippikkanavilla..." Tintumon 

 

Kadal Vellam

Teacher : Raathri kadal vellam choodaayirikkan karanam Enthaa?

Tintumon : Athinu ithra chodikkan enthirikkunnu

Eee sooryan kadalil poyi thaazhunnathu kond.

 

Conductor

Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door

 is your father a watchman? 

Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”

Is your father a Beggar ??