Thursday, May 23, 2013

Pazham in English and Tintus Chaliiss......


Pazham in English 
Teacher:- tintu mon stand up..
.pazhathinte english word parayoo... 

Tintu mon;- Ba...Ba....Ba... 
Teacher:-parayu athe thanne tintu mon:- Ba..Bazhappazham...!! 

Thankappetta Tintumon
 Tintumon pennukanan vannu
Penninte Achan Brokerodu:
Cherukkante swabhaavam engane..?
Broker:  Nalla thankappetta swabhaavamaa
Athukondalle kaalaavadhi theerunnathinu munb
Jailil ninnu vittath…!
 
What an English
Teacher: Kalyaanam podi podichu. Aalukal kayyum kanakkumillaathe Varunnu. Say It in English.
Tintu: Marriage powder powdered. People are coming without hand & mathematics.
 
Smart way of Proposal
Tintumon To Doly:
Tintumon: “Your Name Seems To Be Very Small.
So, Can I Add My Name At The Back Of Ur Name?
 
Jail..
Jailadhikari jaililaya 
tintuvinod:”enthada…ninne kaanan 
aarum varunnillallo???ninne aarkkum vende??”

Tintu:”alla sir….ellavarum ivide thanneyund!!”
 
Enthu Cheyyanam
palleelachan :”nammude papangal daivam porukkanamenkil nam enthu cheyyanam?”
Tintu:”papam”

Pura Niranju
Chettan: Pura niranju nilkkunna ninte makalude kalyaanam kazhinjo..?
Tintu: Kalyaanathinokke valliya chilavalle..athukond pura onnukoody pokkikketti…
 
Cheguvera & Tintumon
"Ningalkku njangale kollam. pakshe tholpikanavilla"
Cheguvera

"Ningalkku njangale padippikkam. pakshe
Jayippikkanavilla..." Tintumon 
 
Kadal Vellam
Teacher : Raathri kadal vellam choodaayirikkan karanam Enthaa?
Tintumon : Athinu ithra chodikkan enthirikkunnu
Eee sooryan kadalil poyi thaazhunnathu kond.
 
Conductor
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door
 is your father a watchman? 
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”
Is your father a Beggar ??

Monday, May 20, 2013

Tintu Rockssssssss


"I love to walk in the rain becoz no body can see my tears" – Charlie Chaplin

Now the Tintumon Version

"I love to walk in fog, because nobody can see me smoking" – Tintumon.

Passer By : Why are you crying?
Tintumon: The elephant is dead.
man: Was he your pet?
Tintumon: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.

Tintumon got his science test Results.

Dad: You got zero out of ten?
Tintumon: No,i got full marks. She gave a moon insted of a star because she ran out of stars.

Tintumon and the Teacher at exam Hall:

Teacher- Why are you under tension ? did you forget ur hall ticket?

tintumon - No

Teacher - ID or calculator ?

Tintumon - no teacher, by mistake i bought tomorrow exam’s bit today.

Virus

1.One day Sir.Lamsal asked all students to draw a picture of virus.In going,Tintu stands and
Certainly.
Sir: Tintu , did you finished drawing?
Tintu :Yes Sir,I finished drawing.
(He give drawing copy to Sir.Lamsal )
Sir:Where is drawing. .
Tintu:Sir,Look with microscope and you’ll see virus.Sir virus never seen with our naked eyes